mostly-funnytwittertweets:

phillipfancypants:

btc-official:

hatefucking:

the-governess:

milkpunk:

familyfriendlyurl:

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

You must be new here

mxwhore:

they should invent a kind of picking your skin that is free of consequences

midnaka:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

the-bastard-of-the-universe:

shimmervee:

statelywingmanor:

shimmervee:

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

lastvalyrian:

the-haiku-bot:

viva-1a-resistance:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

“Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.”

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lesbx:

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

obiwan:

THE LAST OF US - BILL & FRANK